Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What's 9+10? 19.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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