- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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