Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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