- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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