- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

"Knock knock." "No."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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