- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Knock Know! Come in!

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

David Cameron

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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