what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Women's rights

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

knock knock who's there ?

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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