- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Elizabeth Warren

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Your sex life.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

WHAT????

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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