A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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