- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Buzi vagy!

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

I shot a bitch.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

to get to the other side.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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