Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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