- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

I wrote a funny joke.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

The dewey decimal system

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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