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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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