- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

womens rights

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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