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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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