whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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go F*** yourself

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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