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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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