What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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