- Anti Joke

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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