Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

I love alchohol!

A man buys a prius

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

women's rights, lol

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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