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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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