- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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