Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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poopy is poopy

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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