a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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