Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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