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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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