- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Major League Soccer

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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