- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

So FDR walks into a bar.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Poop.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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