- Anti Joke

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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