In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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