- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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