What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Albert your flies undone.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Anti Joke

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