- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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