whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Chuck norris

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Bags of delicious poop.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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