What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Jebron Lames.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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