- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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