- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Matt is a Duster!

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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