- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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