- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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