- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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