Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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I'm Batman.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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