How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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