Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Koalas mum is a slut

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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balls

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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