- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Womens rights

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

PENIS

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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