- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

I have an erection My mom!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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