Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Hi, my name is Jake.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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