3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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God

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It's long!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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