- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...