1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Cliterus

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Anti Joke

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