- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Once upon a time, The end.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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