- Anti Joke

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

i just pooped that is all!

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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