- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Robin, get in the car!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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