- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

The WNBA

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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