There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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