- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Mitt Romney

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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