Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Anti Joke

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