Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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A man makes a sandwich.

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you first

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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all jokes aside...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's white and gluey Glue

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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