How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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jwe

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Well, there's one way...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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