- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

I can count to potato.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Women's rights

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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