- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Where's the dick??? east

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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