What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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watch me nae nae

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Hey, Max!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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