Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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