Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Who wants $300? Me too.

book 'em danno

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

42, that is all

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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