Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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