- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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