- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

I'm hungry.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

identical jokes get different votes.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Roses are red, violets are purple.

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