Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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