Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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