what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Is maynaise an instrument?

your social life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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