- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

what's black and can't swim?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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