- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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