- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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