What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Who is it?

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Kys

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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