What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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I'm sn otter

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Scott Gomez

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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long in the tooth!

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Has u seen my grammar?

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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