Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

ded on boomer and aodddan

you suck

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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