poo

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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