Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Female rights.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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