- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

God. God.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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