What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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