- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Elizabeth Warren

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Nick Cannon

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's 9+ 10?! 19

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

... Chan chan

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