- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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