- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

why does column have a letter n?

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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