How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What is a jew in space? Dead

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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