Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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who is awesome? no one...

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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you are a åsshole :)

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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