why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What's the deal with brown?

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Banana Hamock.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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