- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

I'm Jewish

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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