How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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This joke is funny

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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hi joshua

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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