- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

what's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You read the Terms of Service.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

A man killed himself.

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