What did the mime say to the girl? .......

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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