What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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I work at jcpenny

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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