Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Anti Joke

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