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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Choir.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Your Mom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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