a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Pain Olympics.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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