Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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