Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Neil is a reterd.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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hi anti joke

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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