Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A blind man walks into a wall.

who ever is reading this....

National security?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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