roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How old is your mom Dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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woman..parallel parking

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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