- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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