- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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