- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

captcha: all yer base

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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