Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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you first

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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