How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

hey John will you make some copies

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Knock knock Come in

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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