Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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women's rights

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Women

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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