What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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