11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Jake. Walsh.

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Knock, Knock ...

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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women's rights

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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