Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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