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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Wigan.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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