- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What is a chair?

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

LIFE :(

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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