Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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