- Anti Joke

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.