Dont read this joke

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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